60 Funny Mother’s Day Messages

Mother’s Day is a time to celebrate the amazing women in our lives who have nurtured and raised us. While heartfelt messages and sentimental gifts are always appreciated, sometimes a little bit of humor is the perfect way to bring a smile to your mom’s face. In this article, we’ve compiled a list of 60 funny Mother’s Day wishes that will show your mom just how much you love and appreciate her, while also bringing a bit of laughter and joy to her special day.

60 Funny Mother’s Day Wishes/Messages

1. Mom, you’re like a superhero, but with more love and less spandex. Happy Mother’s Day!

2. I hope your Mother’s Day is as fabulous as you are… minus the wine, of course!

3. Mom, thank you for never giving up on me… even when I gave you plenty of reasons to!

4. You may have given me life, but let’s be honest, I’m the real gift here. Happy Mother’s Day!

5. To the woman who taught me everything I know, including how to roll my eyes and make sarcastic comments. Happy Mother’s Day!

6. Mom, you’re the glue that holds our family together… and the duct tape when things start falling apart!

7. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who is always one step ahead of us and two steps ahead of the laundry!

8. Mom, you’re not just a mother, you’re a ninja in a cardigan. Happy Mother’s Day!

9. Happy Mother’s Day to the person who still thinks I’m cool… even though I’m clearly not!

10. Mom, thank you for always being there to listen, even when I talk your ear off. Happy Mother’s Day!

11. To the woman who gave me life, love, and a good dose of sarcasm. Happy Mother’s Day!

12. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who made me the person I am today, despite my best efforts to ruin it!

13. Mom, you’re my favorite person to text… even though you always leave me on read. Happy Mother’s Day!

14. To the woman who is always one step ahead of the game… and three steps ahead of the technology! Happy Mother’s Day!

15. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who knows all my secrets… and still loves me anyway!

16. Mom, thank you for teaching me the important things in life, like how to make a mean cup of coffee and how to properly use emojis. Happy Mother’s Day!

17. To the woman who has seen me at my worst… and still managed to love me at my best. Happy Mother’s Day!

18. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who has a heart of gold… and a sense of humor to match!

19. Mom, you’re not just a mother, you’re a superhero with a laundry basket. Happy Mother’s Day!

20. Thank you for being the one person who always gets my sense of humor… even when nobody else does. Happy Mother’s Day!

21. To the woman who gave me life, love, and a slightly warped sense of humor. Happy Mother’s Day!

22. Mom, thank you for always being my biggest cheerleader, even when I’m not exactly winning. Happy Mother’s Day!

23. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who has taught me everything I know… except how to fold a fitted sheet!

24. Mom, you’re the only person I know who can make a grocery list sound like a stand-up comedy routine. Happy Mother’s Day!

25. To the woman who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m feeling down. Happy Mother’s Day!

26. Happy Mother’s Day to the person who has made my life a constant battle between wanting to hug you and wanting to seek therapy!

27. To the world’s greatest mom, thanks for never letting me forget that I’m only the second favorite child!

28. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who probably should have received a trophy for putting up with me all these years!

29. Mom, I can’t believe how old you are getting. I mean, I remember when you were younger than me!

30. Happy Mother’s Day to the person who still remembers all the words to “Baby Shark”!

31. Mom, thanks for always being there to catch me when I fall, even if it’s just because you’re laughing too hard!

32. You’re not just a mom, you’re also my personal chauffeur, chef, and therapist. Happy Mother’s Day to the world’s greatest multitasker!

33. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me everything I know, including how to roll my eyes and sigh dramatically!

34. Mom, thanks for always being my emergency contact even though I never answer the phone when you call!

35. Happy Mother’s Day to the person who taught me that it’s better to be fashionably late than to arrive looking like a hot mess!

36. Mom, thanks for teaching me that money doesn’t grow on trees, even though I’m still pretty sure that’s where you found yours!

37. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who always knows exactly what to say, even if it’s not exactly what I want to hear!

38. Mom, I’m sorry for all the gray hairs I’ve caused you, but I’m not sorry for all the fun we’ve had getting them!

39. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who knows how to make me smile even when I’m feeling grumpy and ungrateful!

40. Mom, thanks for always being the person I can call when I need someone to talk to, even if it’s just about what I had for breakfast!

41. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who always manages to make me feel loved, even when I’m being a total brat!

42. Mom, thanks for being my role model, my confidante, and my partner in crime (even if we only commit white-collar crimes)!

43. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who can always make me laugh, even when I’m feeling sad or stressed!

44. Mom, thanks for always being there to pick up the pieces when I make a mess of things (literally and figuratively)!

45. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who has taught me everything I know about sass, sarcasm, and stubbornness!

46. Mom, thanks for being my biggest fan and my toughest critic, even if I sometimes wish you were just one or the other!

47. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who always manages to make even the most boring tasks fun and exciting!

48. Mom, thanks for always being the person who understands me, even when no one else does!

49. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who has always been there to support me, even when I’m making bad decisions! Mom, thanks for always being my shoulder to cry on, even when I’m crying about something ridiculous like spilling my coffee!

50. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who has always been my biggest advocate, even when I’m not sure I deserve it!

51. Mom, thanks for always being the one who can make even the toughest situations feel manageable!

52. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who never fails to make me feel loved, even when I’m at my most unlovable!

53. Mom, thanks for always being the person I can turn to for a laugh, a cry, or just a shoulder to lean on!

54. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who is always there to remind me that no matter how old I get, I’ll always be your baby!

55. Happy Mother’s Day to the person who taught me how to drive, even though I’m pretty sure I gave you a few gray hairs in the process!

56. Mom, I hope your Mother’s Day is as fabulous as you are, and that’s saying something because you’re pretty darn fabulous!

57. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who always knows how to make me feel better, whether it’s with a hug, a funny joke, or a glass of wine!

58. Mom, I know I don’t say it enough, but thank you for always believing in me, even when I’m not sure I believe in myself!

59. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who has always been my biggest cheerleader, even when I’m not sure I deserve it!

60. Mom, I hope your Mother’s Day is as wonderful as you are, and that’s saying something because you’re pretty much a superhero in my book!

Conclusion

Mother’s Day is a time to celebrate the amazing women in our lives who have nurtured, loved, and supported us. While sentimental messages are always appreciated, a funny message can also bring a smile to your mother’s face and show her that you appreciate her sense of humor. Use these 60 funny Mother’s Day wishes to make your mom laugh and show her how much you care.

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